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A diary about money, machines and the mind.

By Julián Martin · 100 posts, one tile each · tap one · point at one

road (travel), mind (philosophy), world (history), machines (AI), money (investing)

64 posts are linked across fields

Every post is a tile in the head, and the head sits inside the loop: think, write, spot change, map to companies, returns, freedom.

Start here

One piece from each field: three essays that reach into the others, and two to try.

  1. The road

    Everyone Wants a Cabin

    Two years of “opting out” taught me the same lesson – you can’t remove yourself from the system. You can only choose your dependencies.

    Linked with The Job of the Future (machines), The Race Condition (money) and 5 more

  2. Machines

    The Last Leash

    We spent years fighting over who owns the AI. The real question is whether anyone human owns it at all – which flips feudalism into the good ending.

    Linked with You Can’t Store Time (the mind), The AI Landlords (money) and 10 more

  3. The world

    Climate, Culture, and Calipers

    Cold climates built rich civilizations through pressure, not genes. Singapore hacked it. Germany squandered it. Geography isn’t destiny. It’s a constraint.

    Linked with Green Pastures (the road), Atoms vs Abstractions (money) and 4 more

Or try one

Newest · Essay · 8 November 2026 · 1,449 words

You Can’t Store Time

Ninety-nine essays, one algorithm: everything you value is something else, stored. The crack: what can’t be stored is what everything else is priced in.

What I can’t stop thinking about

Every post in its field, and every link from one field into another.

  1. The road 21 posts

    Travel, home, and living out of a backpack.

    Contigo Hasta el Fin del Mundo, Green Pastures, and In Praise of the Ruined Trip

  2. The mind 31 posts

    Philosophy, psychology, luck, and what a self is.

    You Can’t Store Time, You Can Have Everything (which I reread whenever I catch myself trying to), and The Shape of Luck

  3. The world 18 posts

    History, geopolitics, food, and what countries do to each other.

    Boomerlandia, No Tomatoes in Italy, and Quid Pro Quo

  4. Machines 16 posts

    AI, work, and who owns what comes next.

    Who Owns the Hammer? and Human Language Model

  5. Money 14 posts

    Investing, inflation, and what money is for.

    Money is Stored Time, Am I Early?, and If You’re So Smart, Why Aren’t You Rich?

Every post, by field

The road 21

  1. Dog-Sitting a Life Sep 2026
  2. In Praise of the Ruined Trip Sep 2026
  3. Everyone Wants a Cabin May 2026
  4. Green Pastures Apr 2026
  5. Contigo Hasta el Fin del Mundo Feb 2026
  6. Terra Incognita Oct 2025
  7. Home Is Where You Are Dec 2024
  8. Slow Life Oct 2024
  9. Morals2go Oct 2024
  10. Currency for the Soul Aug 2024
  11. Roam vs Home Aug 2024
  12. Ichi-go Ichi-e Aug 2024
  13. Make Time for Serendipity Jul 2024
  14. The Inner Odyssey Jul 2024
  15. Latitudes & Attitudes Jul 2024
  16. Veni, Vidi, On to the Nexti? Jul 2024
  17. The Antidote to FOMO Jun 2024
  18. Hot Canada™ Mar 2024
  19. Tropical Fruit & Gasoline Feb 2024
  20. Life Hack Apr 2023
  21. Location, Location, Compromise Apr 2023

The mind 31

  1. You Can’t Store Time Nov 2026
  2. The Content Cringeator Nov 2026
  3. Deadlines Nobody Assigned Oct 2026
  4. Who Represents You? Oct 2026
  5. The Wrong Alley Oct 2026
  6. Smart, and Still Broke Oct 2026
  7. The Thing Mugging You Sep 2026
  8. Why Summers Used to Last Longer Aug 2026
  9. Master of None, On Purpose Aug 2026
  10. The Whirlpool Jul 2026
  11. Fallacy Factory Jul 2026
  12. The Missing Link Jun 2026
  13. You Are Your Thoughts Jun 2026
  14. True, But Incomplete May 2026
  15. The Shape of Luck Apr 2026
  16. Observer’s Doom Apr 2026
  17. Got Thumos? Feb 2026
  18. Time Is A Feeling Feb 2026
  19. How ’Bout Zero Neuroticism? Dec 2025
  20. How To Get Things Off Your Chest Nov 2025
  21. You Can Have Everything Nov 2025
  22. Keep It Simple, Stupid Mar 2025
  23. Escaping Plato’s Cave Nov 2024
  24. The Game of Life Aug 2024
  25. “Don’t Mid-Curve It.” Apr 2024
  26. More Information ≠ More Informed Dec 2023
  27. Trust Your Gut May 2023
  28. Stop Lurking Apr 2023
  29. The Mosaic Mind Apr 2023
  30. The Art of Simplifying Apr 2023
  31. Welcome to Huliwood! Apr 2023

The world 18

  1. The Math Ain’t Mathing Sep 2026
  2. The Penny University Aug 2026
  3. Quid Pro Quo May 2026
  4. Climate, Culture, and Calipers Apr 2026
  5. The Ships Are Sailing Again Mar 2026
  6. Haters Gonna Hate, Potatoes Gonna Potate Mar 2026
  7. No Tomatoes in Italy Mar 2026
  8. From Buzzed to Wired Jan 2026
  9. The New World Order #2 Jan 2026
  10. The New World Order #1 Jan 2026
  11. Boomerlandia Jan 2026
  12. Strip Mall Neverland May 2025
  13. Pricing People Apr 2025
  14. Interesting Life Sep 2024
  15. The Great Divide Sep 2024
  16. The Death of Nuance Sep 2024
  17. Interesting Times Sep 2024
  18. Forget Esperanto May 2023

Machines 16

  1. Everybody Picks Seven Oct 2026
  2. Why Build at All? Oct 2026
  3. Huh. Aug 2026
  4. “I Just Call It Working” Jul 2026
  5. The Last Leash Jun 2026
  6. Who Owns the Hammer? Jun 2026
  7. Miracle Inflation May 2026
  8. Human Language Model May 2026
  9. The Manifesto Industrial Complex Feb 2026
  10. Meet Agent Sigmund Feb 2026
  11. Why I’m Interviewing for a Job I Don’t Want Dec 2025
  12. The State and the Self Dec 2025
  13. The Crisis of Credentials Nov 2025
  14. The Outsourced Mind Nov 2025
  15. The Job of the Future Dec 2024
  16. Echoes of the Future Apr 2023

Money 14

  1. Landlord or Bottleneck? Nov 2026
  2. Where the Water Goes Aug 2026
  3. When Your Name Becomes a Verb Jul 2026
  4. Atoms vs Abstractions Mar 2026
  5. The Race Condition Mar 2026
  6. If You’re So Smart, Why Aren’t You Rich? Jan 2026
  7. The AI Landlords Dec 2025
  8. Am I Early? Nov 2025
  9. Nothing Stops This Train Jun 2025
  10. Everything is a Ponzi Scheme Jun 2025
  11. Sunlit Serenity Apr 2025
  12. Money is Stored Time Oct 2024
  13. Synonym Companies Apr 2023
  14. Ditch Diworsification Apr 2023

Or the essays and the shorts, each in the order they came out.

Every post, by month

Luck doesn’t live on lines

In The Shape of Luck, luck also needs R, for randomness exposure: the degree to which you put yourself in situations your past behavior can’t predict.

Two people. Each dot is a surprise.
Why I keep moving, as I wrote it

“Travel is a brute-force R multiplier.”

About me

I’m Julián Martin. Half German, half Spanish, 100% insufferable. Kidding. Mostly.

Language nerd, then ~7 years in Berlin marketing other people’s sofas and cars, and somewhere along the way a finance bro. In 2024 I sold everything for a backpack, betting the investing could pay for the road. Still going, still solvent.

What I tell people I do

Content Cringeator

Human Language Model

Jr. Analyst, Reptilian Moon Capital

Currently hopping through Australia

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Scored in public

One experiment. In The AI Landlords I bet on the companies that run AI’s data centres, and every week I score the bet here.

−65.3 percentage points behind the Nasdaq 100

The landlords, 82% IREN and 18% CIFR, from the last close before the piece (Friday 12 December 2025): −52.6%. The same money in the Nasdaq 100, over the same days: +12.7%.

IREN −51.5% CIFR −58.1%

12 December 2025 to 12 November 2026

Why I might be wrong, as I wrote it

“The bear case is simple: efficiency gains outpace demand growth.”

How it’s scored

Named in the piece, 14 December 2025: IREN and CIFR, “the landlords running AI factories” (about 44% of the portfolio it laid out); TSLA and PLTR (about 33%); QQQ, the Nasdaq 100 fund, and crypto (about 11% each).

Two counts on the two landlords, each against the same money in QQQ, in dollars, dividends in, refreshed weekly: since I published, from the last close before the piece ran (12 December 2025), and since I bought, from the day I first bought each (IREN 3 July 2025, CIFR 24 September 2025). The split, 82% IREN and 18% CIFR, is how I held them when the piece ran. Tesla, Palantir and the crypto are left out: the thesis is the landlords.

On 12 November 2026: since I published, the landlords −52.6% and QQQ +12.7%, 65.3 percentage points behind; since I bought, the landlords +4.1% and QQQ +22.9%, 18.8 percentage points behind.

Trades since the piece don’t count. None of it is advice.